(Turns out women are really tired of hearing "MAYBE IT'S JUST STRESS" when their body's staging a full-on rebellion. That's why 900K of them follow me for straight talk about digestion, hormones, and finally feeling FABULOUS again.)
Warning: I make gut health go viral.
Who knew talking about poop could land you on CNN?
Ready When You Are
Viral-worthy content that actually converts (My "signs you have candida" post? 2.3M views and crashed my waitlist)
The rare combo of clinical expertise and "she totally gets it" relatability (Featured in CNN, Glamour & Poosh because I make gut health not boring)
HERE'S what I BRING to the (Gut-friendly) TABLE:
LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE TOGETHER
Partnership collabs that actually deliver ROI (Just ask my sold-out programs and favourite mushroom company)
A built-in focus group of almost a million women who tell me exactly what they need (My audience literally slides into my DMs with "PLEASE talk about this"
Zero stiff, corporate-speak. Ever. (Unless you're into that. But trust me, your audience isn't)
Whether I’m shouting it from my platform, featuring it on my feed, or showing up in your magazine, one thing’s for sure: people are going to notice. And talk. And probably DM me asking where they can buy it.
Your brand? Your story? Officially in the spotlight.
The Big Day
I’ll craft the content, develop the campaign, or make sure your feature is chef’s kiss perfect. You get a strategy that feels fresh, real, and actually moves the needle.
Once we’re locked in, I get to work—so you don’t have to.
The Plan is in Motion
Whether you’re a brand that wants 900,000+ eyeballs on your product or a media outlet looking for an expert who won’t bore your audience to death, this is where it all begins.
Want to work together? Don’t overthink it—just send me an email.
You reach out, we chat, and we see if we’re a match made in gut-health heaven.
We Connect
HERE's HOW WE MAKE COOL SHIT Happen together
You expect me to read a script. If you want robotic, corporate-speak, I’m not your girl. My audience connects with my real voice, and that’s what makes brand collaborations actually work.
You just want a quick ad, not a real connection. My best brand partnerships are built on trust, collaboration, and long-term impact—not just one-off promos.
You’re looking for a generic, one-size-fits-all endorsement. I only partner with brands that align with my values and resonate with my audience.
Your product is packed with fillers, artificial junk, or empty promises. If I wouldn’t put it in my body, I’m not promoting it.
We're probably NOT a fit if:
You care about long-term impact, not just a quick ad. My audience doesn’t buy because I say “go buy this”—they buy because I educate, entertain, and build real trust. That’s what I do best.
You want authentic, high-impact promotion. I don’t just slap a #sponsored tag and call it a day—I create engaging, story-driven content that gets real results.
Your product is science-backed and high-quality. No sketchy ingredients, no wellness snake oil—just the good stuff that actually helps people feel better.
I’d genuinely use (and rave about) your product. I only partner with brands I actually love—because my audience trusts me, and I don’t do fake hype.
We'd make a GREAT team if:
Face Reality Skincare – Created must-watch educational content for estheticians—like, literally must-watch. They couldn’t graduate and sell Face Reality products without watching me teach them. Power move? I think yes.
Featured in POOSH – Because when Kourtney Kardashian’s team calls, you pick up. Duh.
Expert Speaker at IECSC, Palm Beach – Took the stage to talk about gut health and acne at one of the biggest beauty & wellness conferences in North America. No boring science lectures—just real, game-changing info. Oh, and I did it while surrounded by approximately one million stunning estheticians with perfect skin. No pressure. There’s proof of me on the rooftop (in pink) on the left.
Eversio Wellness – My ride-or-die functional mushroom brand. I will never, ever stop promoting them. If they asked me to tattoo their logo on my forehead, I’d at least consider it. Oh, you wanna try them? Use code EUNOIA15 for 15% off. You’re welcome.
Well, Sit Back and Let Me Brag for a Sec.
Curious What My Favorite Brand Collabs Were?!
So, What's the investment?
EMAIL ME
Here’s the deal: Every brand partnership is different, and I like to keep things custom. If you want to know my rates, shoot me an email with your pitch, budget, or wildly ambitious brand vision, and we’ll see if we’re a fit.
Wanna skip the back-and-forth? I’m happy to send over my media kit—just ask!
Good question!
Instagram only gets my PG-13 content. My emails? That's where I share the uncensored stuff—client gut-healing miracles, unique opportunities, and that time my dog ate my Peloton shoes. People screenshot and save these bad boys. The algorithm hides my best content, but my emails arrive like clockwork.
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